I wish this could be my room
^ what she said!
i'm carina, and this is my knowing.
my bliss, my mind, my well being.
i'm a seventeen year old daydreamer, who changes her mind every second of the day.
(623): Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
…that’s both clever and sickening
( 44): mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills and g.i. joes. ( 44): "and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
OMG. i think this is the hardest i’ve laughed allllllll week.
(203): my phone can't type all the emotion i'm having
Happy Birthday, E.C. Segar!
Social Interview: Describe Carina Aquino in three words.
Nick: Detention on her first day at Liberty
hahaha, glad i made an impression nick!
“Mad to live” from the kerouac quote (“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars”)
Today, While in Whole Foods I was casually walking through the meat section in time to see a little boy stroking a big peice of meat saying, "Don't scream, we'll make a nice little steak out of you."MLIA
Today, I wanted advice from my friend so I wrote him a text saying "Help, I need somebody" and he responded with "All you need is love" to which I replied, "I get by with a little help from my friends" We were able to discuss my whole issue and solve it by only using Beatles lyrics. MLIA
mkay, so work was for the most part…enjoyable today. LOL even though i worked an eight hour shift, i still managed to gather a few laughs. i think it was mostly because of the people i work with. seriously though, they are hands down some of the illest people i have met. from the moment i started working, i knew we were going to bond. back to topic. all of the closers blitzed and as we were folding, we managed to have conversation topics from child melesters to d-bags. HA! it was pretty solid.
(215): these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i hate that i’m attracted to him, but everytime i see him smile at me i can’t help but glow with enthusiasm
